I am Nealon of Smeg. This website is about how much of a goofy dork I am. If you suffer from moronphobia, close this page, scream, and hide in a closet.

But, if you don't, or you are just as crazy and deranged as I am, welcome to the home of all things strange, warped, and other-wise freakish. I will talk about what I do to enjoy myself: play RuneScape, watch the Red Dwarf, and a few other things that make me a true smeg-head.

What's New?

This is where I'll post news about what a weirdo I am. Currently, there is nothing, because generally I just slob around and act like a retard.

Pizza Hut of Runescape

The one...the only...the first Medieval Pizza Hut!